Jumpy, fragile, won't tolerate interruption. Lot of control issues. Paranoid . . .

and understandably so.

Jodie and Chantelle made him cry.

Pete Burns: Plastic surgery victim, shows his bum. Clever, funny, angry.

Deliberately failed his task of talking to plant.

Loathsome to Rula and Jodie.

Chantelle: A fake celebrity.

Vicki Pollard goes live.

Unreliable ally of Jodie.

Could win.

Dennis Rodman:

American basketball player. Dodgy with women.

Faria: Sold the story of her affair with English manager Sven Goran Eriksson to British tabloids. Defensive on this. Cried when forced to eat spinach.

George Galloway, MP:

Overbearing bantam, enjoys being in charge, strongly disapproves of Jodie. Career in freefall after his enthusiastic imitation of a cat.

Jodie: Topless model, never able for rival Jordan.

Unstable, self-obsessed, infuriating everyone.

Clever, articulate, hysterical, unpopular, evicted.

Maggot: Young musician, not much to say. Nobly tried to learn Japanese whilst asleep. Failed.

Preston: Handsome young musician. Uses sleeping pills. Ate horrible amount of chocolate liqueurs, despite vomiting, for good of the group.

Typically reasonable English person, complained about Pete's irresponsible attitude.

Bookies' favourite.

Rula: Actress in 1970s, ex wife of Dennis Waterman.

Flirts with George. Too soft with Pete. Fond of animal prints. Hasn't a prayer.

Traci: Ex Baywatch. Not the brightest. Squeezed Michael Barrymore's blackheads. Seems like a nice girl. Dennis talked about her in his sleep.