Oops, she has done it again . . . yes, Britney is apparently preggers once more, just four months after Sean Preston D'Angelo Emmerdale Federline or whatever his name is entered the world.

"Britney put her hands on her belly, laughed and said:

'That's right, number two!'", said a shopper in Malibu who bumped into Britters who was presumably taking a break from scrapping with hubbie Kevin.

Not that there's anything wrong with being up the Hilary or anything, but perhaps it's not the best way to save a marriage that has seen more rocks than a De Beers factory sale.

Speaking of rocks, an argument that might be just as valid for baby number two between Mr and Mrs Spears broke on the streets this week when stunned onlookers witnessed Britney berating Kevin for making an appointment to get their baby's ears pierced. Britney ordered a minder to keep 'rapper' Kevin away from a piercing parlour and was heard to scream "that's so white trash". Pot, kettle, very dark colour. . . .