What with Pink's track, 'Stupid Girls' aimed in her direction, and Nicole Richie confessing that they haven't been in the same room while filming the latest series of The Simple Life (ain't technology wonderful? ) it looks like Paris's dog-losing, carcrashing, billionairedating, table-dancing reputation as a figure of fun is about to do one more shot of Jaeger and fall out the building.

Someone with a real career, Mischa Barton, told the Mirror exactly what she thought of Paris - "She seems to hate everyone around her age who is more successful. Silly bitch, " hissed Barton, before slagging Paris's 'roving reporter' job at the Brit Awards, "I tuned into the Brits. . . and I saw her and I was like 'what?' She was coming out with all this ridiculous stuff like 'I love London because whatever'. Purleese."

Looks like being thicker than an Eddie Rocket's chocolate malt and posing like an upright boomerang is finally wearing thin.