Sweden. They're fairly handy God, y'know, yer boy Ibrahimovic, big fella. And Henrik Larsson, he used to play for your lads, remember?

God, I don't fancy us. We're very grateful for Shay but we've nobody else at the back.

The hacks'll be all over me by Thursday morning. If you can see your way to helping us out. Maybe you could take over if Robbie gets one on one, or rewind Liam Miller a couple of years, something, anything. And any chance you could help us out with that Messi lad? I remember a few Messis out Clogherhead way, sure see what you can do.

Bless Uncle Bobby, and keep him on the right path, to the right stadium. And bless the Irish people God, please help them towards patience and understanding. Forever and ever, ole. Oh yeah, nearly forgot. Hail Duffer, full of pace. . .