THE BEST ONE BUT IT WOULDN'T FIT IN THE PICTURE SPACE WITHOUT ROY YOU ARE NOTHING!

While trying to enjoy a performance by Brian Wilson at London's Royal Festival Hall, David Hasselhoff was heckled by an American man shouting: "You are nothing without your robot car, NOTHING!" Possibly untrue, but funny. The Sun's back page on Graham Kavanagh saying that Man U might not as good without Roy Keane made us remember. Which made us laugh. Well done.