Dart Realtime on www. irishrail. ie
Tells us exactly when the next Dart is due (and where it is now), thus eliminating the need to stand in whistling windchill gales

Homemade flavoured vodka
We've a bottle of creme egg brew on the go right now

Tapestry
The best, and most chic way to keep hands busy and out of the fridge Big Brother slang If one more person trills "Oh. My. God."we'll explode

SSIAs
The good times they are a comin'

LOATHING IT

White
The season's daftest idea. When will we ever get a chance to wear it? And how do we keep it clean?

Kitchen gadgets
Always so good in theory, always so much clutter in reality

Oxegen tickets selling out
What? And we haven't even hosed down the tent from last year yet

Friday lunchtime rush-hour
Where do these people work that they can get off work so early? We're jealous

The rain
Bring back the sub-zero temperatures. At least we didn't have to cope with frizzy hair

Wearing backpacks on public transport
On a crowded Dart/Luas, we're in mortal danger of getting injured as you swing around. Please be careful