Anyone will do, I'd just love to play football and get paid for it.

No matter how hard I try, I will never be able to. . .

Do anything skillful with my hands. The only reason I have any at all is so my arms don't look weird.

The TV show I never tire of isf Cheers: the best sitcom ever.

I am at my happiest. . .

Just after a good gig, having a beer with my housemate.

The first person I call when something goes wrong isf My housemate, he's a fireman and knows how not to panic.

My biggest indulgence isf Eating food that isn't mine.

If I'm invited to someone's house I just can't keep out of their fridge.

The one CD I return to time and time again isf Damien Dempsey' Shots.

My holiday heaven isf Barcelona. The main street ends on a beach. It's perfect.

The one invention I can never live without isf Television. It's definitely my best friend.

If I could have one night with anyone, it would bef Someone in the nip.

The new series of Naked Camera starts tomorrow night at 9.30pm on RTE Two