Innocent's mango, lemongrass and coconut smoothie
It's only making a guest appearance but we want it to stay

Rykiel Karma gym wear
Almost chic enough to make us want to work out. Almost.

Going to bed early
There's very little in life a good night's kip and a fluffy duvet can't sort out.

Clocks going forward
We know it's coming soon, but extra daylight can't come soon enough for us.

Cycling to work
You know exactly how long it will take to get to the office.

LOATHINGIT

The Sonoma Diet
You drink wine, eat in a Mediterranean style and watch your portions. What's remotely innovative about this?

Facials that don't give 'extractions'
We know it's vile but we still want our pores thoroughly cleansed please.

Organic box guilt
We haven't cooked dinner at home in a week and there's 4 butternut squash in the cupboard to prove it.

Weighing scales
Remember, scales are for fish.

Self-diagnosis online
What started off as a headache is likely to escalate into an aneurysm in a mouseclick