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My life as a dog



BEING neither healthy nor beautiful, my contribution to this special Health issue might at best be considered an ironic gesture. As indeed . . . if we're going to be frank about it . . . might my presence in New York, where my favourite fashion designer, St Bernard (patron saint of dodgy jumpers) curries little favour with the hardcore fashionistas who laugh themselves stupid at me every time I step outdoors.

The Bottom Line:

I'm a rapidly decaying, thirtysomething Irish heterosexual in a town where absolutely everyone likes to look and feel utterly fabulous, from the morbidly obese to the homeless people.

My current exercise regimen consists of carrying my four-yearold son up and down the interminable stairwells to be found in every single Manhattan subway station . . . well, until I threw my back out, anyhow.

A family membership to the local YMCA has enabled one to avoid exercise even further, using their cheap babysitting service to go abandon all parenting responsibilities in favour of a trip the movies and some nice cake afterwards.

Here's the thing, however . . . this place goes out of its way to accommodate, nay positively embrace, every variation of freak imaginable, which means I'm very possibly the coolest person I know. That said, I don't know very many people.

The most liberating feeling imaginable is to find oneself in a place beyond conventional notions of style, fashion and beauty . . . a place I like to call Downtown Jersey City. We may live a mere 10 minutes away from the glorious insanity of Manhattan, but Downtown JC remains a world apart, a bizarre melting pot that never fails to surprise, appal and enthral in equal measures.

Here, Jersey's favourite son Bruce Springsteen is God, a fashion risk means doing your shopping in your pyjamas and . . .our favourite bit . . .middle-aged Irish geek chic never, ever goes out of vogue. Thank Jaysus for that.




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