They'd be playing over in England and England was never a home for the people of Ireland. We spent 800 years trying to send them home GAA president Seán Kelly explains his delight over the rental of Croke Park. Easter week has clearly stirred up some feelings in him

There are no trophies handed out yet. Ulster domination won't last forever, we all know that. But are these people really sure it will end this year?

Armagh manager Joe Kernan is unfazed by the lack of any Ulster sides in the league semi-finals

It went along the lines that if Cavan lost then it would be the biggest disaster since the sinking of the Titanic. . . It was quite dismissive so I showed it to the players Waterford football manager John Kiely explains how a piece in the match programme inspired his side to their shock win over

Cavan last Sunday If players are exciting themselves quite a few times then it's going to have an effect on their physical condition. We've done a lot of work with a few guys who were completely addicted to it - they can't let it go Tony Adams explains the perils of players becoming addicted to pornography with a spectacularly ill-advised turn of phrase

I don't think so. It might be through gritted teeth Celtic skipper Neil Lennon on being asked would he cheer on an England side coached by Martin O'Neill

It was pretty surprising to see this solid-looking 10-foot alligator just walking across the fairway in the direction of some spectators.

It wasn't a giant but those things can still take a big bite out of you, so you have to be careful Paul McGinley on some unexpected hazards at the Heritage Classic in South Carolina

Envy is the gun of the incompetent Jose Mourinho. Nope, us either I don't like people who drain my time and energy. If you've seen the Harry Potter films, we use the term 'dementors' - people who can draw the life out of you in terms of your energy. So we eradicate the 'dementors', encourage the positive people, and that spreads around to create the team spirit we have West Ham boss Alan Pardew combines new age mysticism with all he's learned at Hogwarts

If Brazil win again the World Cup loses its charm. One person can decide a game - the referee. Bribing is not just about money.

There are other ways too. The kidnapping of a relative, other types of debts. The economic interests will always win out Brazilian legend Socrates reckons there are plans afoot to guarantee his country doesn't win the World Cup again