Britney divorcing K-Fed
Better late than never

November
It's the month of being good and keeping the head down before party season starts

'Corrie's' David Platt
Oooh, he's so evil

New Baileys' flavours
Mint chocolate and creme caramel. Drool

Buzz
The best Playstation 2 game in the world, honest

LOATHING IT

Central heating complexion
Sort of rashy and oily and flaky at the same time. Disgusting

Wanting Ugg boots
And not having the courage to say sod fashion and buy them

Kate Thornton
Not pleasant to look at and impossible to listen to (pictured above)

Brunch
We love it, but why can we only get it at weekends?

Self-scanning disasters
Especially when you're the only one in need of special assistance