The word 'gourmet'
Put it in front of anything unhealthy . . . crisps, burgers, sausages . . . and they become immediately acceptable

Ice skating
Abandon all dignity and just enjoy

Corsets
This . . . and not low-carbing . . . is how you get into the little black dress

Berroca tablets
Can such an immediate pick-me up be legal?

Bond
You anti-Craig people were so wrong. Rah, rah, rah!

LOATHING IT

Jan Leeming
You looked like a nice, sensible sort of women. What the hell are you doing on I'm a Celebrity?

Dark chocolate as health food
70% cocoa solids does not make it broccoli

Airport face
With no foundation or lipgloss allowed in your hand luggage, there's lots of unprettiness going on

Hummus bars
As seen in London, but we're not sure how a restaurant based on pureed chickpea works

Voluminous peaked wood hats
Unless artfully arranged, there's this horrible misshapen-head thing at the back