What are pictures anyway? They're just things that brighten the f**king room up at the end of the day, aren't they?

Artist Damien Hirst puts his profession in perspective

Never trust a man with a tan in winter Labour MP Ian Davidson on the Northern Ireland secretary, Peter Hain

I would ban organised religion completely. It turns people into really hateful lemmings Elton John vents his feelings

No money is worth the life of your child, not even the most famous brand is worth this Miriam Reston, mother of 21-year-old former Armani model Ana Carolina Reston, who died last week from anorexia