Best-seller shame
That horrible moment when you get caught on the Dart by a colleague when you're reading Jeffrey Archer's False Impressions
The Wallpaper* travel guides
So obscure they're pointless
Christmas stock-piling
Look, you don't need four boxes of USA biscuits, five cheeseboards and a kilo of kumquats
Traffic
There's not much to say that hasn't already been said, but isn't it hell?
Celebrity crotch-flashing You all have money. Go buy some smalls
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