0 THE number of words in a book about Leeds Utd's achievements, produced by fans of arch rivals Bradford City. Consisting of 36 blank pages, Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About The Not So Massive Club That Was Super L666ds, is the work of Bradford City fanzine City Gent. Editor Mike Harrison said the predicament of relegation-threatened Leeds was one of the few things cheering up Bradford fans.

40 THE number of chinchillas whose pelts made up Madonna's new fur coat. The singer drew the wrath of animal rights campaigners by wearing the 52,000 coat to dinner with her husband Guy Ritchie last week.

104 THE number of people who had to be taken off an aircraft after a passenger struck a match to cover up the smell of her flatulence.

The American Airlines flight from Washington to Dallas made an emergency landing at Nashville when travellers smelled burning. A search of the plane uncovered burnt matches under a seat. The passenger admitted she struck the matches because she was embarrassed by the smell she was making. She was released without charge from police custody but was not allowed back on the jet.

Compiled by Olivia Doyle