Smoked salmon Honestly, there's no law that says it has to be served at every drinks party this month
Shopping injuries Note to selves: buy only featherlight gifts next year such as vouchers
Jump suits Pay no heed to Stella McCartney. These do no one any favours
Gout Don't snigger. It might be you this Christmas
Christmas present paranoia That's an awfully big box under the tree with your name on it. And your gifts for everyone are looking very small by comparison?
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