Just The Two of Us Terrible but but compulsive television.

Our money's on Marti Pellow (above) and Hannah Waterman to win.

January socialising Lots of taxis, no problems booking a table and no idiots wearing flashing reindeer hairbands.

Bottle blonde As seen on Mary Kate Olsen. A smokin', if high maintenance look.

Hunky Dory Chip Shop Curry crisps To be consumed by oneself in a dark room.