Apollo Creed: The act of bagging off with an aesthetically unpleasing stranger for one night only. [In the movie Rocky, world heavyweight boxing champion Apollo Creed offers a random nobody a shot at the title].

'Oh my God! What is that thing? It's got Conor in its mouth!'

'It's some total random bird he's scored. He did say at the stort of the night he was doing an Apollo Creed.'

'But she has a face like a dropped pie.'

'I know.'