I could not see what he was tattooing because he didn't have a mirror. I only saw it when I got home and showed it to my parents An Argentinian teenager, in the process of suing a River Plate supporting tattooist who drew a penis on his back instead of the Boca Juniors logo he asked for

Only idiots never change their minds Lyon manager Gerard Houllier after signing Milan Baros, a player he hasn't exactly seen eye to eye with in the past It's a load of nonsense, it's petty and there's no evidence to support it.

I'm not sure what his motive is.

Maybe he thinks it's making him look great again, you know, 'I'm the great Arsene Wenger' Alex Ferguson, somewhat peeved that the Arsenal manager told his side at halftime last week that Manchester United would run out of steam after 70 minutes

On Shevchenko's side I don't really sense the desire to collaborate. I think that as a big signing he believes he is obliged to justify his transfer fee with goals at any cost. I love to share but when I give, I appreciate it when I get something back Poor Didier Drogba, claiming that his playmate Andrei is just a little bit selfish I have always really liked Tom Jones and I can't wait to see him in action after the fight. One thing is for sure, I would rather be singing for a living than getting punched on the head Ricky Hatton makes a valid point after revealing his possession of two front row tickets for a Tom Jones concert after his fight in Vegas last week I just remember her dress, that's it.

It was a pink dress. I just remember the colour actually An observant Anna Chakvetadze describes the first time she saw Australian Open quarter-final opponent Maria Sharapova in action One thing that was annoying when a team had won a game was when some players went up to the presentation area wearing the opposition's jerseys. It's particularly embarrassing if a sponsor has gone to the bother of putting up the bucks for a team and then seeing the opposition on the podium when the trophy is being presented President Nickey Brennan explains why the GAA will no longer allow league or championship-winning hurlers or footballers receive their medals unless they're wearing their own team's colours In this era of reality television, the time has surely come for England's cricketers to be voted off this island An Australian newspaper on the hapless travails of Freddie Flintoff and co down under