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I used to quite like a bird in uniform but recently my bean garda fetish was cured forever by that Gaviscon ad, the one where the female traffic cop has such a bad case of indigestion as to render her disabled from the waist up, thus bringing traffic at a busy crossroads to a complete standstill.
The next thing, she throws a mouthful of Gaviscon down her Gregory and suddenly she's standing on the bonnet of a car, performing a robotic dance routine to the theme tune from Flashdance - Irene Cara's 'What A Feeling'.
It's the first time I've ever had road rage sitting on the sofa.
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YOU ARE HERE: 11 November 2007 / tribune.ie / 2007 / 02 / 18
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