TV confusion RTE Two, E4, More 4, Channel 4 overlap - we're lost in our Ugly Betty, Desperate Housewives and ER plots

Trident chewing gum ads "Mastication for the nation"?

Shoot the copywriter

Jimmy Nesbitt V ungentlemanlike remark about Ms Brunker, sir

Guinness Marmite Great marketing ploy but seriously vile

Billie Piper Tears, dramas, dropping out of plays, rumours of engagements.

Whatever next? Head shaving?