Dreary weekends
When you can't wait to get back to work on Monday, something's gone terribly awry

Diet Irn-Bru
Needs a very strong mixture to kill the taste. Like lots of vodka

Unpunctuality
Mobile phone technology is not licence to say you're going to be two hours late

Celebrity career resurrections
Louise Rednapp and size zero.

Ulrika and sex addiction. Not quite investigative journalism, is it?