Some dude who doesn't give his name goes, "Just read bout ur marriage. Lose no sleep . . . there's plenty more fish etc etc."

Yeah and it's lobster thermidor for me from here on in.

Ex Glenstal Rugby Legend goes, "Are american eagle and hollister the new abercrombie and ralph?"

For Gappies who can't afford the real stuff, yes.

Some bogger who doesn't give his name goes, "Help how can we get rid of all d dulchies who have fled to the country from that jungle of yours."

Look, I'm no David McWilliams but I'd imagine by telling your children to move home and give Dublin people their gaffs back.

Some bird called Frigid Brigid goes, "Is Ronan Keating Eddie O'Sullivan's love child?"

Here's the evidence, Brigid . . . you decide.

Some dude who doesn't give his name goes, "Paid for a /15 item in dunnes in enniscorthy today with a score & asked for the change back in coins rather than a fiver, to which the response was, do you want that in euros? Couldn't resist it so replied, no, in pounds please!"

Ah . . . alternative comedy arrives in Wexford. It'll be running water and indoor toilets next.

Dunner in Connemara 4 goes, "Saw Dorce being interviewed post Scotland game in his tin of fruit. HE WAS WEARING A DIAMOND STUD IN HIS LEFT EAR! How working class is that?"

Dude, the way that goy played in Italy, he can wear hoopy earrings in both ears for all I care.