A suite here will cost you almost 600 bills a night but, for that, they'll unpack and iron your clothes, clean your room not once but twice a day and shine your shoes while you watch the 'CNN Business Report' in your complimentary Terry bathrobe. There's a two-line telephone in your room and a limo waiting outside the door, ready to take you wherever you want to go, which, believe us, won't be far, because downstairs, you have the Ice Bar and Four Seasons restaurant.

You'll never want to leave. Visa or Mastercard might eventually recommend it, though.