The best bit is where he calls Kate Moss a drunk, foul-mouthed Croydon girl with spots

Linda Farrow vintage shades

Forget concealer, this is the much cooler way of hiding undereye luggage

Pineapples

Ridiculously juicy right now

Erotokritos

We've have problems with pronouncing this label but none whatsoever with wearing the divine clothes

Tulips

Nothing says 'spring' as much as bright yellow ones