Wilfing Not the act of randomly surfing the net - that we like - but as an acronym for 'what was I looking for', it's naff

Too many metallics Easy people. There's a fine line between fashion and looking like a tube of BacoFoil

The fridge Repository of unused salad leaves and vegetables. Instrument of guilt

Johnny Borrell Razorlight's frontman needs no further ego-stroking, never mind the cover of 'Vogue'