You can't string her along for ever The Duke of Edinburgh's reported advice to Prince William about his now ex-girlfriend Kate Middleton

The average Iranian apparently sees the hand of the British Empire behind even the most banal crisis, such as their toaster getting glued up with cheese Comedian Alexei Sayle

I pray and do meditation. But not religion.

That's close to organised crime Actor Robin Williams

Imagine an interpretation of God that believed He wanted you to kill everybody and that he had a brothel in Heaven with 72 virgins waiting for you. One virgin would be enough for me. Or maybe two Veteran movie star Kirk Douglas (91) on suicide bombers

That silly old fool. He's a dreadful man.

A bad influence on everybody Peter O'Toole on his actor friend Leslie Phillips