Mourinho again in Gullit who is now a fugitive He said to one agent, "You're a f***ing parasite. I'm coming round your house and I'm going to rip your f***ing head off. That man is evil Luton Town's former chairman Bill Tomlins on his former manager Mike Newell who, it appears, has poor social skills I'd love the life of a professional soccer player where I could earn money while doing what I love Mayo footballer Conor Mortimer. But surely the Connacht championship tops the Premiership for drama We have de"ed logic West Ham defender James Collins' on his side's Premiership survival. You wish he said it in a superhero villain kind of way. But you know he didn't We've shown everyone, the socalled experts. I've forgotten more about football than they've ever known Wigan boss Paul Jewell lets the pundits have it after his side avoided relegation It is up there with the best of them . . .definitely as sweet as winning three trophies for Liverpool Perhaps LIverpool supporters would say that Wigan striker Emile Heskey has found his level I know there will be a lot of fans who would love Neil Warnock as their club's next boss. I am looking forward to the challenge of going to a club who want to be as successful as quickly as me Neil Warnock shamelessly throws his name in the managerial mix after quitting as Sheffield United boss We've got the experience and the know-how, now it's up to the players to get on the dancefloor and show they can do their thing MK Dons manager Martin Allen looks ahead to the jigs and reels of the play-off final I've done a reasonable job but I know our shortcomings and plan to address them this summer. If it isn't me I'll move on and manage elsewhere.

Former Manchester City manager Stuart Pearce after the season ended.Guess you'll be moving on then. . .It looks like the whole of Tipperary made money on me, Unfortunately I didn't get a bet on myself Amateur golfer Pat Murray who made the cut at the Irish Open with something to spare last Friday