If I have time to myself I tend to waste it.

You wouldn't know it but I am very good atf quizzes. Or maybe you would know it.

You wouldn't know it but I am very bad atf cartwheeling.

All the money goes onf nothing at the moment cause I'm saving to buy a house.

At night I dream off playing football for Ireland. Maybe when I finish with comedy, I'll go back to my football career. I'm just so frustrated that I wasn't available for the American tour. I hope it hasn't caused a rift with Stan (left).

A book that changed me the phone book. When I first read it I realised how handy it was, and it's the one book I always go back to.

Movie heaven all the best movies were made in the past. Like a Hitchcock (below) movie or something like that.

When I was a child I wanted to bef older.

My biggest regret I have no regrets. I'm just big.

If I wasn't me I'd like to bef somebody like me.

It's not fashionable but I likef spam. But I'm not a big fan of fashion so I don't mind.

The soundtrack to my life contains far too many dance numbers.

The best invention ever electricity and all that goes with it.