The Trinny and Susannah return
Nobody does humiliation better

All things Chanel
And the pill bracelet especially

The collective Hollywood meltdown
Paris, Lindsey (Lohan right), Britney, Nicole, Mischafwe can't help but be fascinated

The Garden Party
And the countdown to the season's first proper festival begins

Shopbop. com
Two-weeks delivery but worth the wait for super cheap Diane Von Furstenburg dresses

LOVING IT

Selling out Cat Power for Garnier and Regina Spector for Vodafone.
How disappointing

Schizoid weather
At this point we're just throwing the hands up in despair

Pubs that don't sell crisps
Don't they realise that salt makes us thirstier and that we'll drink more

Mobile phone thieves
If there are now more mobiles than people, why did you have to steal ours?

Salons who ask what you're "having done"
We don't know. We were going to ask you. . .

Reaching for Glory
Too much sport and not enough shower action