Whether it be on the sporting field, whether it be in the armed forces Sergeant major Stuart Pearce reacts to David Bentley's decision to pull out of his England Under-21 squad for the European Championships I'm not a robot David Bentley explains his decision to reject a call to arms I would say it is better than sex. It is!

Oh, those Formula 1 drivers live the high life. Lewis Hamilton after winning the Canadian Grand Prix The word phenomenon just about fits. It makes you think maybe there is a God after all Never mind birds and plants.

For Williams team boss Frank Williams, Lewis Hamilton is proof of intelligent design I have a British teammate in a British team, and he's doing a great job and we know that all the support and help is going to him Sour grapes from Hamilton's McLaren teammate Fernando Alonso If you want to win, you have to pay up to �100,000 to a player who can hardly read or write and he earns four or five million pounds. It's crazy Fulham's Mohamed Al Fayed on paying Premiership players The plan involves us spending, but it will be part of a plan, not just spending like a drunken sailor Liverpool co-owner George Gillett will be spending like a sober sailor then Our of"ce was buzzing, from the tea ladies right through to myself Niall Quinn on the announcement of the new Premiership fixtures. Even the tea ladies, Niall? Sunderland folk sure know their football It's Sod's Law, isn't it?

Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce after it was announced their first game is against Bolton Are England and America compatible? Without a doubt Tony Blair? No, David Beckham hopes to continue playing for England while living in America I'm only five foot six, but you feel like Gulliver when you go to Mexico Ricky Hatton has a go at an entire nation ahead of his fight with Jose Luis Castillo [Frederic] Kanoute and I are now in the shit because people back home think that it's us who've found a way to avoid playing for our country Mali and Real Madrid star Mahamadou Diarra is less than happy that Fifa have ruled he must represent his club rather then his country today