Amanda Holden
The Les Dennis wilderness years are far behind her

IKEA Ballymun
Consent has been given! We will never go hungry for Swedish meatballs again

Cyclists
Half pedestrian, half motorist and utterly fearless

New look Next
A surprise upping of game from the office worker's favourite high street store

www. firebox. com
Still the best site for gimmicky gadgetry on the net

LOATHING IT

Rocket and/or balsamic anything
Bored now

Toilet raconteurs
We're trying tof well, whatever. Stop trying to have the chat

Richard Corrigan
Turning us off our food

Passport holders
A little bit naff, no?

Big Brother's Irish contestants
Why . . . Anna Nolan aside . . . are they always such eejits?