I felt they would be perfectly capable of watching television while I died Freed Gaza hostage Alan Johnston remembers his kidnappers with affection.

The last time Bono phoned me, it wiped all my saved text messages out of my phone Razorlight's Johnny Borrell, who claims the U2 frontman has a secret device in his phone which wipes any record of his calls.

I've been watching lately the Paris Hilton thing, with her being sent to jail and everything, and it's horrible to see how people are treating her, like laughing at her and making a big joke out of it Sinead O'Connor declares war on schadenfraude.

Anyone getting their clothes off in this weather would have to be mad A Wimbledon spokesman explains this year's lack of streakers.