Eva Longoria
Flying her $15,000 wedding cake from LA to France. Now that's decadence

July sales
So we didn't need four smocks or any more ballet slippers but what fun!

The Woman in the Fifth
Douglas Kennedy's latest book. Only brilliant

Neon nails
A happy look for miserable days

iPod gift packaging
Gimmicky but, like everything else Apple, so lovely

LOATHINGIT

Patterned wellies
They're over. Regulation green Hunters only please

Hotel check-out times
12pm departures ruin the trip every time

Conga lines
Get out of their way at parties. They will hurt you

Facials
Great in the long term but spots in the short term. We'll skip

Doctor Who
Catherine Tate a s sidekick and Kylie to guest star? All a little odd