Author Kathy Lette

Is it really necessary to confine cows and sheep for long periods in order to measure the effect their flatulence is having on the ozone layer? Mark my word, the days of the baked bean are numbered

Terry Wogan

I constantly look like a miserable bitch

Victoria Beckham

I always fasted on Yom Kippur. I still worked on the movie sets but I fasted.And let me tell you, it's not easy making love to Lana Turner on an empty stomach

Veteran actor Kirk Douglas, now 90

As soon as I was of legal age, I wanted to take my clothes off

Burlesque star Dita von Teese