Former world snooker champion Joe Johnson finally decides to watch a re-run of his 1986 triumph on video and finds his kids have taped over it.

My father likes it there and won't go.

Maybe next year I'll move.

Roy Keane's recruitment troubles took a fresh twist when Al Gharafa's Younis Mahmoud admitted he had turned down a move to Sunderland because his father would prefer to live in peaceful Iraq than Wearside.

I'm more convinced they will be in the top four without Thierry Henry.

Alex Ferguson must not have been too fond of the former Arsenal icon's smug expressions after a goal Despite the global warming, England is still not warm enough.

Arsene Wenger insists the only reason Jose Antonio Reyes still wants away is his tan-line This is the icing on the gravy.

Lucas Glover's mixed metaphor suggests he wasn't too happy with reaching the Open as first reserve after all Years ago, if you scored a goal you'd smile to yourself quietly and then walk back to your position.

Leinster Council chairman harkens back to a bygone age. . .presumably to some wistful and nostalgic background music. . .If you score a goal enjoy it . . . but modestly. Enjoy the sense of achievement but don't get in someone's face over it.. . . while Mickey Harte believes a firm, respectful handshake is the way to go after a goal . . .rather than an 'up yours' right in someone's face Bernard is a good champion but I don't think he has boxed anyone like me and I am con"dent I can win.

Kiko Martinez talks up his chances after his fight with Bernard Dunne was finally given the go-ahead He's never fought anyone outside Spain and he's never fought anyone in my class so let's see what happens when someone starts hitting him back.

While Bernard shouts up his own