Lidl's themed weeks
Especially liking the Italian one with cheapo basil plants

Cois Fharraige
Is maith linn Ireland's first surf/music festival in Clare from 9-11 September

Check
The coolest autumn/winter print . . .very McQueen and Westwood

Kerry Katona's burglary
She should look on the brightside . . . it might detract from other nasty rumours doing the rounds

Writing letters of complaint
Responses are unlikely but venting is great

LOATHINGIT

Posh and Roland Moret's Moon dress
It's not out until November and she's spoilt it already

ATM confusion
Whatever you take out is never enough and if it is you'll spend it all anyway. Best off picking a random figure
Raincoats
Necessary right now but where can we find a flattering one?

Anjum Anand
Fantastically annoying BBC chef trying to be the Nigella of Indian cuisine

'Hairspray'
John Travolta in Divine's role is just not working