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Team A and Team B play at Venue C. Team A has won the first two games of its league campaign. Team B has failed to win either of its "rst two games. Team A has seen new signings Elano and Rolando Bianchi thrive. Team B has lost its most valued striker (R1) to injury and its most important mid"elder (R2) to suspension.

Team A is playing at home. Team B isn't. Two years ago at Venue C, Team A tonked Team B using the following equation: Sinclair + Vassell . . . Van Nistelrooy + Fowler + chants of 'F**k off back to London' = enjoyment for E + MC 2(where E = everybody who's not a Manchester United fan and MC = everybody who is a Manchester City fan).

The last time Team A played Team B at Venue C, Team A would have gained at least one point if the parabola of Player D's penalty hadn't been rubbish.

Team A are available at 7-2 with bookmaker PP to win today's game. Work it out. Then go and get a job.

BACK MEATH'S SHANE O'ROURKE TO OUTSCORE CORK'S MICHAEL CUSSEN IN THE ALL IRELAND SEMI-FINAL 5-6

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Michael Cussen has played the target man role for Cork throughout the year in an attempt to gain Kieran Donaghy-like results. But his best work has been done out the "eld, and his championship scoring statistics are startlingly poor. There have been no brackets after his name in four out of "ve "xtures this year, including two where Cork scored heavily (2-18 v Tipperary and 2-14 v Limerick). If Darren Fay is "t and in form and Cork are breaking even or worse at mid"eld, Cussen will likely "nd himself in the centre of the park before long.

O'Rourke, on the other hand, has been improving with every game, scoring in all four games he has started for Meath. With both men playing at number 14, green "ags are the great imponderable, but we'd rather back the man more likely to be on the edge of the square for the full 70 minutes. This will be a big test for O'Rourke but the statistics show he's a better bet to outscore his opposite number.

Just crazy enough to work. . .

BACK GRAHAM GERAGHTY AND NOEL O'LEARY TO GET SENT OFF FOR FIGHTING 66-1 (Paddy Power)

Cheap thrills and easy cash, it's what Sundays are all about.

"Uafasach!" arsa an moral majority, one should not be hoping for the desecration of our great game with acts of violence. And how could any true GAA fan bet on a great competitor missing an All Ireland "nal? Well, if Cork advance, O'Leary will get off (morning, Frank! ). And Geraghty's from Meath. Where's the downside?