Liam Hayes
Firing up the Kingdom in his column

Irn Bru
'Here comes summer' ad Goths go on a seaside holiday. Sweet

The end of Big Brother
C4 resumes normal service. Thank heavens

LOATHINGIT

Students
Back stealing bollards and drinking Dutch Gold. Summer is over

Talking money
Always makes us squirm

Amy Winehouse's family and in-laws
Airing dirty laundry in public rarely works, you know