It is with a great amount of shame that I tell you I have betrayed your trust. Making these false statements to federal agents was incredibly stupid and I am fully responsible for my actions US athlete Marion Jones sheds a tear after pleading guilty to lying to investigators when she denied using performanceenhancing drugs.

I don't think we'll be professional for the full 90 minutes until the microchips are "rmly imbedded in the players' heads, and that takes time Watford boss Adrian Boothroyd would like to turn his footballers into brain-dead robots. Eh. . .

People always say it's a shame someone as talented as Ryan Giggs or George Best before him never played in a World Cup or European Championship and I don't want my name to be added to that list Rangers' Barry Ferguson fears the great tournaments are all the poorer for his absence?

Perhaps Adrian Boothroyd should insert a chip in his brain If I was only interested in playing for England, I would not have bust a gut to get myself "t and be available for Newcastle's game with Everton last Sunday Unless Michael Owen was just playing for Newcastle to prove his fitness for his country. Oh, maybe we just like conspiracies I think there might be one or two games where I don't get some decisions going for me . . . from people who have read my book!

New Crystal Palace boss Neil Warnock fears his recent autobiography may come back to haunt him We need an injection of something and someone like Neil Warnock will give us that. He's a winner. And I'm a winner Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan makes sure we know he's as much a winner as his manager I have spoken with Cesc and we are not aware of any interest from Barca. And if they do have interest. . . hopefully they do, because they are a great club, who play great football and Cesc was very happy there Cesc Fabregas' agent Joseba Diaz rambles on while he dreams of his fat commission cheque