'Californication'
David Duchovny still has it in spades

Over-the-knee socks
Depends hugely on the legs in question but we're liking

'Cirque de Celebrity'
Except for Shane Lynch. That swagger will get him far

Overdosing on glossy mags
Leaves you feeling lightheaded, twitchy, ugly, poor and empty

Halloween costume parties
The pressure. Can't take the pressure!