So your mammy was right to warn you about bold girls like Paris Hilton, the dirty, filthy thing. The poor Americans (we know they can be a bit immoral over there, but thank God for respectable folks like the Parents Television Council) have been subjected to the vision of Paris soaping down her car in a fierce suggestive manner on a TV ad . . . for hamburgers, of all things!

And it looks like the wicked girl can't even tell the difference between acting and real life . . . sure she was caught dancing on a table with her hands down her underwear, "enjoying her own company" at a nightclub last week. It'll make her go blind, we tell you . . . blind!