Playing away

Coleen McLoughlin had her knuckles severely rapped by fiancee Wayne Rooney last week upon her return from Tenerife. Bold old Coleen got herself embroiled in a bit of a row with a band of unruly Spanish girls and was thrown out of a nightclub. As if this wasn't bad enough, she was then snapped holding hands with a local barman.

Unsurprisingly, she hot-footed it back home to make it up to her beloved Wayne just as the story was making tabloid headlines. Despite his cross face, the marriage is still on.

Their match can weather bar-room brawls, foreign waiters and the endless gossip of OAP hookers. Isn't love grand