Marks & Spencer's wrappers
They may be recycled and eco-sound, but try wrestling your way into one of those sandwiches and your nerves will be in tatters

Street carnie folk
Replacing the urchin windscreen wiper kids in our lexicon of annoying change-gatherers

Uma Thurman

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Go back to acting

Fancy dress
No. We're not planning to look any more ridiculous than we usually do this weekend