Ronan Keating's new direction as a Love Rat comes as a surprise for those more accustomed to his stints as Holy Ronan, Used To Work In Korky's Ronan, and Fair Play Ronan. To untangle what is a confusing web of career changes, we reveal to you The Ronan Keating Venn Diagram: Who Does Ronan Really Want To Be?

Single white female. Gary Barlow Ronan went through a phase earlier this year of morphing into Gary Barlow. Everyone loves Gary so following the BLG (Be Like Gary) rule book was a good move.

But what I really want to do is present Ant & Dec

R-Keat had a stint as an award-show presenter, hosting Miss World in 1998 and the MTV Europe Music Awards in '97 and '99. It's no Saturday Night Take Away, but it's getting there.

What would Jesus Do. Jonas Brothers

Ronan loves Jesus and even went to a priest to seek forgiveness for his cheating, apparently.

Trying to break America. Robbie Williams

Ronan has dipped in to the US, recording with LeAnn Rimes and rerecording Garth Brooks' 'If Tomorrow Never Comes'

But what I really want to do is act. Justin Timberlake

Ronan recently auditioned for The Hobbit, and was meant to be
heading to LA in July for six months to a year. Don't think that'll be happening now.