Having sex will bring you close to God, says monk

Taking sex advice from a Catholic priest mightn't sound like the most productive thing in the world, but now a book written by a Polish monk is changing that perception. Franciscan friar Father Ksawery Knotz (below) has had a hit seller in his tome Sex As You Don't Know It: For Married Couples Who Love God. The monk says he wants to spice up Catholic sex within marriage saying it should be "saucy, surprising and fantasy packed". Father Knotz says he believes a couple having sex is a way of growing closer to God.

Free drugs for everybody! (If you're unemployed in USA)

Who says drug companies are evil? Pfizer is offering Americans who lost their jobs and health insurance during the economic downturn free drugs. The firm is offering people free medication for up to a year if they lost their job since
1 January.

Free drugs for everybody! (If you live in Spain)

A Spanish government study of air quality in Madrid and Barcelona has revealed that traces of up to five drugs hang in the ether at any one time. Analysis of two air-quality-control stations revealed amphetamines, opiates, cannabinoids and lysergic acid
in the air.

A?horselegs walks into a bar...

A designer from Seattle has invented horse-leg extensions for humans to give short people "the uncanny and graceful appearance of an animal".