It's the book Dublin's downtrodden social and sleb set have been waiting for – Lorraine Keane's autobiography. "I poke fun at celebrities and I poke fun at the business of TV," Keane said, ahead of the book's publication this November. But if you're looking for seedy goss, then maybe look elsewhere. It's hard to see Keane spilling any major dirt given that she's known for her pleasantness. Dammit. Where's a bitch when you need one?