Because of all the international focus on the election, last night's debate was broadcast in foreign countries all across Europe, Asia, and South America, or, as Sarah Palin calls them, Russia
Conan O'Brien

A backwoods hiker has found the wreckage of John McCain's campaign
David Letterman

People looking into Barack Obama's campaign contributions say that Obama may have received $3.3 million from abroad. Yeah. It turns out that broad is Oprah Winfrey

O'Brien

And now she's going crazy, Sarah Palin. She is saying now, 'the heels are on, and the gloves are off'. That's the kind of thing that used to cost Eliot Spitzer a thousand bucks Letterman

Time magazine says the winner of the presidential election in Florida will be determined by voters under the age of 30. In case you're wondering, the Florida voters under 30 are named Kyle and Stacy
O'Brien

Boy, that was dull, wasn't it? This time they went with the town hall format. They use that because they say it demonstrates the next president's ability to think and talk at the same time. Or as President Bush calls that, 'showing off'
Jay Leno

Bush's response to this crisis was to meet with some small business owners at a soda shop in San Antonio, Texas. Well, the bad news? The small business owners are now General Motors, General Electric, and Century 21
Leno