The nearly-White House is turning Obama into Clinton

In Obama Watch, the current chatter is all about his hair. Media blog Gawker claims the president is ripping off Bill Clinton's hair 'strategy' by greying prematurely. Obama's barber Zariff has told media outlets that the new president is going grey and now some are question­ing why the White House (or nearly-white house) is pushing the story. Could it be that sociologists believe that a statesman with greying hair gains more respect and looks more dignified, showcasing how hard he's working that the stress is even affecting his hair follicle 'progress'. Time for Change. Of hair dye?

Stiff meausures needed as man fails to measure up at Austrailian orgy

Orgy organisers in Australia should probably revise their 'anything goes' policy when a party-goer who refused to take off his clothes sparked a mini-naked riot. Four female attendees complained about his prudish stance at an orgy in Queensland.

Build it, and they will come. Hopefully...

Villagers in India's Bihar state have built a new road to attract women. There are more than 100 unmarried men in the small village, and many are blaming its remote­ness and inaccessibility for their bachelordom. They're hoping that the construction of a 6km road will change that.

Calm down! Calm down!

Clearly police in Liverpool need to grow a sense of humour. Gary Saunders was pulled over by the bizzies this week for laughing while driving. Not funny.