Getting back to normal
The first week's over, the rest will be plain-sailing.
Celebrity Big Brother
Because there's nothing worth watching in our own lives right now, we're happy to snoop on theirs.
Buying tickets for gigs way in the future
Camping at Electric Picnic. Laughing at Little Britain or jumping around to Depeche Mode. . . Like laying down a fine wine, the time will come and we'll be chuffed with our forward planning.
Breakfast on Pluto
A million rave reviews aren't wrong.
Opens nationwide 13 January.
Retail pressure Christmas. . . sales. . . summer holidays. . .new season's stock. . . we're not minted, you know.
'Four weeks to a new you!' features Yeah, right.
There aren't enough remedies to keep the inevitable at bay.
The carpark jackpot
Insert 20 note, get 18 coins back in return.